My name is Emily Maya Mills. I do comedy bits. Born and raised in the Sucker Free. Hold me.

www.emilymayamills.com

www.twitter.com/emilymayamills



Contact:
emilymayamills at yahoo.com

3 Arts:
Olivia Gerke,
ogerke at 3arts.com

Origin Talent:
Marc Chancer,
marc at origintalent.com

8th July 2013

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3D Printer from Funny Or Die
Hot, fresh vid by the brilliant Nick Wiger on Funny or Die today! I got to be in it along with this dream team: Joe Hartzler, Lauren Lapkus, Ryan Stone Stanger, Echo E Kellum. Check it out, don’t be scawed.

Source: funnyordie.com

26th June 2013

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Looking good, baby.
God Hates Figs 
Comedy Central Stage at the Hudson
TONIGHT, June 26th
8pm - free
RSVP: (323) 960-5519

Looking good, baby.

God Hates Figs
Comedy Central Stage at the Hudson
TONIGHT, June 26th
8pm - free
RSVP: (323) 960-5519

24th June 2013

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Dear Handsome-face,
God Hates Figs goes up on Wednesday at Comedy Central stage. Would you like to come to this show? I would like you to. Your presence would inspire such happiness.
God Hates Figs 
Comedy Central Stage at the Hudson
Wednesday, June 26th
8pm - free
RSVP: (323) 960-5519

Drinks to follow. Memories to be seared into brain matter forever.


Butterfly kisses,
Emily Maya Mills

Dear Handsome-face,

God Hates Figs goes up on Wednesday at Comedy Central stage. Would you like to come to this show? I would like you to. Your presence would inspire such happiness.

God Hates Figs
Comedy Central Stage at the Hudson
Wednesday, June 26th
8pm - free
RSVP: (323) 960-5519

Drinks to follow. Memories to be seared into brain matter forever.
Butterfly kisses,

Emily Maya Mills

12th June 2013

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NSA Wiretapping Public Service Announcement - watch more funny videos

nailed it with this NSA video and I got to be in it w/ @themichaelbusch & @calehartmann

Source: funnyordie.com

4th June 2013

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I Heart @FrankConniff →

Got to play on his amazing radio series as teenage pop-star who signs a deal with the devil (Dana Gould). Damn, life is good. 

3rd June 2013

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Incredibly important work from TheDressUpGang, w/ @DonnyDivanian @CoryLoykasek @ChrisGarcia +

28th May 2013

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Channel 101: Murderers - Episode 2 →

(Disclaimer: nobody’s parents like this one. Don’t be a parent.)

1st April 2013

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Doing God Hates Figs again tomorrow, April 2nd @ 9:30p ~ UCBTLA. Come! (Tix here.)
Double feature with Ben Siemon’s La La La LA: A Puppet Musical. Let’s get weird!
https://www.facebook.com/events/490255011033969/?ref=ts&fref=ts

Doing God Hates Figs again tomorrow, April 2nd @ 9:30p ~ UCBTLA. Come! (Tix here.)

Double feature with Ben Siemon’s La La La LA: A Puppet Musical. Let’s get weird!

https://www.facebook.com/events/490255011033969/?ref=ts&fref=ts

29th March 2013

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Doing God Hates Figs again this Tuesday, April 2nd @ 9:30p ~ UCBTLA. Come!
https://www.facebook.com/events/490255011033969/?ref=ts&fref=ts

Doing God Hates Figs again this Tuesday, April 2nd @ 9:30p ~ UCBTLA. Come!

https://www.facebook.com/events/490255011033969/?ref=ts&fref=ts

18th March 2013

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Tonight I’m hosting Crash Test and tomorrow I’m doing my one-beast show— all at @UCBTLA! 
COME OUT!
Crash Test tix: http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/26952
God Hates Figs tix: http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/3418
xoxo,
EMM

Tonight I’m hosting Crash Test and tomorrow I’m doing my one-beast show— all at @UCBTLA!

COME OUT!

Crash Test tix: http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/26952

God Hates Figs tix: http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/3418

xoxo,

EMM