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Jimmy Pardo interviews famous people (and Levi Johnston) for GQ.com
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Teabaggers punk'd by anti-racists who get them to cheer rant against European-American immigrants | Crooks and Liars →
Ummm… had to reblog this. Homeboy dishes out a healthy dose of get-a-fucking-grip tonic and it’s about time.
Hey Whitey McWhiterson, guess where your white ass came from.
Reading/watching this kind of made my morning.
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I lick my paws like a kitty cat when I watch this.
Here’s a NEW episode of “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” I directed with special guests Conan O’Brien & Andy Richter!
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Doctors have finally learned that Dakota Fanning suffers from a fatal, rapid aging disease. She will be 60 by 26 and gumming her food by 33.
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Armed Intruder Heats Bottle for Crying Baby
During a home invasion robbery in Indianapolis, Ind., while unidentified thieves bound, gagged, and pistol-whipped an unsuspecting family one of the robbers heated a bottle in the microwave to feed their crying baby.
It was Nick Cage.
(Boom. Thanks Daily What.)
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The Promo Special of the Century
I heard that if you can get through all 2000 pages of the health care reform bill in one sitting, you get a free 32 oz. T-bone steak on the House.
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If god does exist...
… and destiny is beyond our control, then God must have “chosen” me to contend the existence of god because he loves a good argument.
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Hey, G.O.P. Your psycho ex-girlfriend won't stop hanging around.
When you first showed up with her at that party everybody was like, yeah, okay, she’s cute but we could all see from a mile away that she had the crazy in her eyes. We get it. She made you feeeeel something. You were dead before and she filled you with fantasies about patriotism and prairies and fucking on a bedspread made from the American flag. She came in winking and shooting things and stirring up shit and everybody pretended they didn’t know how the fist-fight started or why the cops were here. But we could all feel it, a cold breeze, a violent gust of wind just before the hurricane.
This is going to end with a restraining order and her doing all your buddies.
We’ve all been in love with a sociopath once or twice but I’m telling you man, until you cut her loose, you’re living in a world of pain. And we have to sit here and listen to you cry, trying not to say “I told you so.”
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HA! The baby jesus in rolling in his grave.
An all-star comedy Christmas Carol!!
Do They Know It’s Christmas?
(via Vimeo)
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I heard about a new sex move today...
The DOUBLE KOREAN. It’s when your naval vessels open fire on each other for the first time in seven years.
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