Remember this one?
GUESTBREAKER: You're REALLY Close With Your Dog.
dealbreaker: Your dog is on the bed. Your dog is on the bed and we are making out. Your dog is licking my boob. Can you please get your dog off the bed? I get that you love your dog like a child and that you’re really close with your mom. It was charming a minute ago. But right now you need to be a little more forceful with your shoo-ing. Okay, now you’re just petting it. Both of you, stop...
Old Tinkerbell from Our Struggle - written by Corinne Marshall A sketch that is both awww cute and terribly sad at the same time.
I went to see Ben Weasel at the Knitting Factory on Friday night. Having grown up on hip-hop and murder rap from the 1990’s, I didn’t know what to expect from the Screeching Weasels’ former front man who was close enough to 40 to be sporting a vast, near-bald spot on the dome of his head. I didn’t know any of the words and couldn’t chant along to the teenage anthems...
Dennis Hopper & My Neural Substrates
Does anyone else look at Dennis Hopper in those ultra-soothing Ameriprise commercials and think… “you used to try to shoot your wife in the face on a regular basis.” Just wondering.
jamespumphrey: this song is called “killer quik”....
I’ve seethingly settled into respecting the constitutionality of a public majority vote, but nullify marriages? Ken Starr should try eating a man’s butthole. How does he know he won’t like it. In fact, I’d like to start a petition to appoint Ken Starr King of California if he’ll just eat one man’s butthole. Here’s a real petition you can sign:...
This was on the UCB Homepage yesterday. Get ready, Bravo.
I HEART NKOTB
There is something haunting and disturbing about the New Kids on the Block as a man-shaped boy-band. And I like it. I had Kimmel on in the background while working and out of nowhere, like a slow-paced, white-haired fellow who locks eyes with you while jogging at night, these guys crept out of the television with a retro 90’s, R & B crooning that swirled into my panty parts. And...