Dear Wretched Humanity,
Learn how to fix a toilet, save yourself from a world of pain. Step one: take lid off back of toilet Step two: pull up on chain or stopper (If you are not a dick, see step three. If you are indeed a dick, move on to step four.) Step three: reattached chain to metal lever or “arm” Step four: exit bathroom, rejoin party and later sleep soundly knowing you will not be haunted by the...