July 2009
8 posts
Dear Wretched Humanity,
Learn how to fix a toilet, save yourself from a world of pain.
Step one: take lid off back of toilet
Step two: pull up on chain or stopper
(If you are not a dick, see step three. If you are indeed a dick, move on to step four.)
Step three: reattached chain to metal lever or “arm”
Step four: exit bathroom, rejoin party and later sleep soundly knowing you will not be haunted by the...
