Hey, G.O.P. Your Psycho Ex-girlfriend Won’t Stop...
When you first showed up with her at that party everybody was like, yeah, okay. She’s cute. But we could all see from a mile away that she had the crazy in the eyes. Hey, we get it. She made you feeeeel something. You were dead before and she filled you with fantasies about patriotism and prairies and fucking on a bedspread made from the American flag. She came in winking and shooting things and...
Flopped around, burnt a frozen pizza, last read Sunday’s paper. Just nicknamed today “The Tragic Holiday.”
Back from Weirdsville
A few days ago, I made mention of a journey to an awkward land populated by the broken appendages of a once family. My nephew’s first birthday party was lovely and simple. It was all about the boy and the eternity of wonderment in his crooked smile. There was no jumpy castle, no balloon animals and the only juggling was of the strange air around two grown ass adults and their unresolved...
We know you’re sill trying to live a spectacular existence, but it...– Your Parents
This weekend, my nephew turns one. And because he is the the king of all babies—winner in all categories: beauty, charm, wit and elegance—an epic party will be held in San Francisco. Family is flying in from all over the country. We will chant his name. We will raise him up above our shoulders and dance for his greatness. The only problem is my parents haven’t exchanged words in...
The Birthday Boys get an article in the LA Times!! →
Seriously. Effing. Talented. Boys. wordsbycodi: These guys are honestly the funniest most talented people I know. They deserve their own show, on TV! Do yourselves a favor and check these boys out.
Aw. Anyone see SNL this past week? Was working on pre-production to turn this sketch a video with Stoney Sharp for UCBcomedy. Doh!