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Jun 20th

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The Beach Boys, Babylon and a Dad They Call...

My daddy was a surfer. And he wasn’t just a surfer. He surfed Kelly’s Cove in San Francisco, where the Pacific Ocean cast a fog so thick it felt like you were looking through a ghost. An aged lady whose breasts dripped perfectly into your eye sockets and dared you to see the car in front of you. The waves were brutal and the temperature of the water was pain—it unleashed brain freeze with...

Jun 20th

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Jun 18th

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UCBTLA TONIGHT, 9:30, $5

purns: Aubrey Plaza Emily Maya Mills Ali Waller Hot Sauce DC Pierson Eliza Skinner Paul W. Downs Lucia Aniello Buffoons Reuben Starship …and more…

Jun 17th

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Jun 14th

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jamespumphrey: Hunter S. Tom Waits-James...

Jun 11th

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Jun 8th

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Jun 8th

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Whenever I’m wondering what it’s all for, I remember that this exists and I am whole. Thanks again for sweeting my tweet @wesingyourtweets - you’re better than chocolate-covered Advil.

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Jun 5th

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Jun 5th

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Front page FOD right now, wet wet wet. The Black Empowerment Network presents “SAY BROTHER” - watch more funny videos

Jun 4th

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