My name is Emily Maya Mills. I do comedy bits. Born and raised in the Sucker Free. Hold me.

www.emilymayamills.com

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Contact:
emilymayamills at yahoo.com

3 Arts:
Olivia Gerke,
ogerke at 3arts.com

Origin Talent:
Marc Chancer,
marc at origintalent.com

10th December 2012

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I got a hug through the internet from SO Magazine →

Happy Monday!

31st October 2012

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GUMBEL: The Series Finale →

I had the good fortune of working on one of the most extraordinary creative endeavors in Channel 101 history. If you haven’t been following the series, I highly recommend beginning at the beginning.

26th October 2012

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Check out my new podcast: The Border Realm.
(WARNING: This is not a comedy podcast.)
(NOTE TO SELF: in retrospect, the stuff about the dying birds makes my dead dear story seem way less weird.)

Check out my new podcast: The Border Realm.

(WARNING: This is not a comedy podcast.)

(NOTE TO SELF: in retrospect, the stuff about the dying birds makes my dead dear story seem way less weird.)

13th September 2012

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Birds of Prey had a great run as llamas on the adorable Nature Break series by Mike Hollingsworth and Anna Gallaspy. We’re all over this final episode!

Come out to the Meltdown / Nerdist tomorrow (9/14) where we’ll be opening for Dan Curry’s Kung-Fu Lesbian book release party. POW!

29th August 2012

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Birds of Prey presents:
80085 OLD COUNTY RD.
It’s an all-new, half-hour from Birds of Prey (@thatsusanburke, @lizzycooperman @emilymayamills), live at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in Los Angeles (@ucbtla).
6:30 PM (Spank Show) - Today, August 29, 2012
Make a reservation here: HERE
Drinks after!
(In this evening’s performance, Don Cheadle’s role will be played by a frog.)

Birds of Prey presents:

80085 OLD COUNTY RD.

It’s an all-new, half-hour from Birds of Prey (@thatsusanburke, @lizzycooperman @emilymayamills), live at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in Los Angeles (@ucbtla).

6:30 PM (Spank Show) - Today, August 29, 2012

Make a reservation here: HERE

Drinks after!

(In this evening’s performance, Don Cheadle’s role will be played by a frog.)

14th August 2012

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FunnyorDie done good as usual and I got to help. An important message from: Wing It Parenthood with Connie Britton 

Source: funnyordie.com

6th August 2012

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Birds of Prey (@birdladies) voiced some llamas on Dr. Mike Hollingsworth’s Nature Break series for Shut Up! Cartoons. W/ @Katie_Crown @johnnypemberton & so much more. It’s terrific!

12th July 2012

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I was in an OFF! video w/ @DaveSFoley @thatsusanburke @randyliedtke

13th May 2012

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Happy Mothers Day! Here is your present…

24th April 2012

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ucbcorps:

This past weekend we made signs for the Unite Against the War on Women’s March & Rally.  

What is this rally you ask?  

From the organizers UniteWomen.org:

On Saturday, April 28, 2012, in 54 cities and Capitols across America, a new and growing movement will march and rally to Unite Against the War on Women.  Los Angeles will host its Rally from 10:00 a.m to 3:30 p.m. at Pershing Square in Downtown Los Angeles (located at 5th and Olive Streets).  The Rally program will include speakers, entertainment and a march in the streets surrounding Pershing Square. 

Speakers presently scheduled include:  Jerry Tetalman, Democratic Congressional candidate running against Darrell Issa, Jan Perry, Los Angeles City Councilperson and candidate for Mayor, Sarah Silverman, comedian and actress, Caroline Heldman, Professor from Occidental College, Dinah Stephens of Planned Parenthood, Blasé Bonpane, Director of the Office of the Americas and human rights activist, Sophia Rossi and Molly McAleer, founders of Hellogiggles website, DuVergne Gaines of the Feminist Majority Foundation, Zoe Nicholson, founder of Pacific Shores OC Now Chapter, and MC and comedian, J.C. Coccoli.   

The organizers are calling on Americans to join together and denounce what they call the “ongoing legislative and political attacks on women from the extreme right, while honoring the diversity and continued fight for the freedom of women to choose their own destinies.”  March and Rally organizers cite legislative proposals, government regulations, and political rhetoric, as evidence that “war” is being waged against women  and “our bodies, rights and freedom.”  Unitewomen.org cites as an example legislation recently introduced in Arizona which would make the use of birth control without employer permission an offense for which a worker could be terminated.  While birth control expenses are covered in 28 states by law by health insurance plans, Viagra is covered in all 50. Rape victims must undergo vaginal probing before seeking an abortion in TX and PA and last year, Topeka, Kansas decriminalized domestic violence. Currently over 400 similar bills are being considered federally and within states including the current debate on the reauthorization of the Violence Against Women Act (S. 1925) in the U.S. Senate.