My name is Emily Maya Mills. I do comedy bits. Born and raised in the Sucker Free. Hold me.

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29th May 2011

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The Real Estate Market

The bank is getting ready to show the house on the corner that someone ODed in. A couple days ago they slapped some paint on it and just now the realtor showed up with generic picture frames to make it feel more homey. When the buyers come, do I tell them? Or just scream it at them from across the street as they enter the house.

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