I am Emily Maya Mills. This is my stuff.

Doing God Hates Figs again tomorrow, April 2nd @ 9:30p ~ UCBTLA....

Mon, 01 Apr 2013 14:24:09 -0400

Doing God Hates Figs again tomorrow, April 2nd @ 9:30p ~ UCBTLA. Come! (Tix here.)

Double feature with Ben Siemon’s La La La LA: A Puppet Musical. Let’s get weird!

https://www.facebook.com/events/490255011033969/?ref=ts&fref=ts

Doing God Hates Figs again this Tuesday, April 2nd @ 9:30p ~...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 15:15:42 -0400

Doing God Hates Figs again this Tuesday, April 2nd @ 9:30p ~ UCBTLA. Come!

https://www.facebook.com/events/490255011033969/?ref=ts&fref=ts

Tonight I’m hosting Crash Test and tomorrow I’m...

Mon, 18 Mar 2013 16:05:56 -0400

Tonight I’m hosting Crash Test and tomorrow I’m doing my one-beast show— all at @UCBTLA!

COME OUT!

Crash Test tix: http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/performances/view/26952

God Hates Figs tix: http://losangeles.ucbtheatre.com/shows/view/3418

xoxo,

EMM

Channel 101: Actress - Episode 1

Mon, 25 Feb 2013 14:19:09 -0500

Channel 101: Actress - Episode 1:

I have a huge professional boner for Kate Freund, Kyle Reiter, Todd Bishop and of course Lindsay Ames and all the other ding-dongs that were in this, my new favorite thing.

Channel 101: I Am Radio - Episode 1

Fri, 01 Feb 2013 16:53:22 -0500

Channel 101: I Am Radio - Episode 1:

Check out @WendyMcColm’s incredible short i AM radio. One vote shy of going to series at Channel 101 (nuts!), it is beautifully done and stands on it’s own.

Hope you don’t catch a fever.

It’s all happening.

Tue, 22 Jan 2013 01:41:47 -0500

It’s all happening.

nakedcomedy: TONIGHT! 8pm, Lolas

Tue, 15 Jan 2013 14:44:08 -0500

nakedcomedy:

TONIGHT! 8pm, Lolas

Niloo Be, bored on a Friday night. I can direct your music video...

Sat, 05 Jan 2013 03:30:18 -0500

Niloo Be, bored on a Friday night. I can direct your music video for the low-low price of a half bottle of red wine. And by direct I mean bob my head and wiggle my finger like a conductor. I don’t think I was supposed to upload this. Am I illegal?

Thanks, Dolly.

This thing, the whole he-she-it of it, makes my heart poop...

Thu, 13 Dec 2012 16:59:25 -0500

This thing, the whole he-she-it of it, makes my heart poop doves.

mattgourley:

This is the tag from the latest episode of Superego.

Usually I just tack these things on at the end of the credits unexplained, but this is one of my weirdest favorites and there’s a story behind it.

Earlier this year, we recorded with the hilarious Birds of Prey: Susan Burke, Lizzy Cooperman, and Emily Maya Mills. When I was editing some of the stuff that we did that steamy night, it got split up between hard drives. Not long after, I moved from Long Beach to Los Angeles and things got even more confusing. Long story short, the recordings that got overlooked were some sketches we did with Greg Proops, Jeff Davis, and the Birds of Prey - including this idea called the ‘Lady America Pageant.’

There’s something about it that I just love. I never read Flowers in the Attic but I remember it was a scandal and a sensation when it came out. I also remember recording this tag and the fact that Emily plays my incestuous brother just killed me in the room and kills me now. I can’t explain it, I just found it horribly adorable.

Anyway, hope you enjoy it/are made uncomfortable by it and someday I hope to have a go at some of the hours and hours of unused recordings that languish on Superego hard drives throughout the western world.

P.S. I might really want to do a Flowers in the Attic book club. Who’s in? Maybe we’ll record it as a podcast.

All I want for Christmas is to wear my nightmares on the...

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 16:21:26 -0500

All I want for Christmas is to wear my nightmares on the outside.

I got a hug through the internet from SO Magazine

Mon, 10 Dec 2012 16:50:12 -0500

I got a hug through the internet from SO Magazine:

Happy Monday!

GUMBEL: The Series Finale

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 15:45:29 -0400

GUMBEL: The Series Finale:

I had the good fortune of working on one of the most extraordinary creative endeavors in Channel 101 history. If you haven’t been following the series, I highly recommend beginning at the beginning.

Check out my new podcast: The Border Realm. (WARNING: This is...

Fri, 26 Oct 2012 14:33:00 -0400

Check out my new podcast: The Border Realm.

(WARNING: This is not a comedy podcast.)

(NOTE TO SELF: in retrospect, the stuff about the dying birds makes my dead dear story seem way less weird.)

Birds of Prey had a great run as llamas on the adorable Nature...

Thu, 13 Sep 2012 15:06:27 -0400

Birds of Prey had a great run as llamas on the adorable Nature Break series by Mike Hollingsworth and Anna Gallaspy. We’re all over this final episode!

Come out to the Meltdown / Nerdist tomorrow (9/14) where we’ll be opening for Dan Curry’s Kung-Fu Lesbian book release party. POW!

Birds of Prey presents: 80085 OLD COUNTY RD. It’s an...

Wed, 29 Aug 2012 14:37:44 -0400

Birds of Prey presents:

80085 OLD COUNTY RD.

It’s an all-new, half-hour from Birds of Prey (@thatsusanburke, @lizzycooperman @emilymayamills), live at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre in Los Angeles (@ucbtla).

6:30 PM (Spank Show) - Today, August 29, 2012

Make a reservation here: HERE

Drinks after!

(In this evening’s performance, Don Cheadle’s role will be played by a frog.)

FunnyorDie done good as usual and I got to help. An important...

Tue, 14 Aug 2012 14:09:08 -0400

FunnyorDie done good as usual and I got to help. An important message from: Wing It Parenthood with Connie Britton

Birds of Prey (@birdladies) voiced some llamas on Dr. Mike...

Mon, 06 Aug 2012 20:42:08 -0400

Birds of Prey (@birdladies) voiced some llamas on Dr. Mike Hollingsworth’s Nature Break series for Shut Up! Cartoons. W/ @Katie_Crown @johnnypemberton & so much more. It’s terrific!

I was in an OFF! video w/ @DaveSFoley @thatsusanburke...

Thu, 12 Jul 2012 16:56:29 -0400

I was in an OFF! video w/ @DaveSFoley @thatsusanburke @randyliedtke @Natecraig1 @ronbabcock & directed by Whitey McConnaughy. Shit’s jammin.

Here’s a link to the @Pitchforkmedia article on it. So fing fun.

Happy Mothers Day! Here is your present…

Sun, 13 May 2012 19:04:45 -0400

Happy Mothers Day! Here is your present…

ucbcorps: This past weekend we made signs for the Unite Against...

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 00:54:29 -0400

CM Casey Wilson is DONE.

CM Morgan Walsh & CM jr Celia

Mother & daughter sign makin'

CM Christina McGrath w/kiddies

CM Matt Walsh staplin'

CM Emily Mills expressin'

For me & for you

CM jr Jude Walsh is ready to march

Kids 4 Moms

We do!

ucbcorps:

This past weekend we made signs for the Unite Against the War on Women’s March & Rally.

What is this rally you ask?

From the organizers UniteWomen.org:

On Saturday, April 28, 2012, in 54 cities and Capitols across America, a new and growing movement will march and rally to Unite Against the War on Women. Los Angeles will host its Rally from 10:00 a.m to 3:30 p.m. at Pershing Square in Downtown Los Angeles (located at 5^th and Olive Streets). The Rally program will include speakers, entertainment and a march in the streets surrounding Pershing Square.

Speakers presently scheduled include: Jerry Tetalman, Democratic Congressional candidate running against Darrell Issa, Jan Perry, Los Angeles City Councilperson and candidate for Mayor, Sarah Silverman, comedian and actress, Caroline Heldman, Professor from Occidental College, Dinah Stephens of Planned Parenthood, Blasé Bonpane, Director of the Office of the Americas and human rights activist, Sophia Rossi and Molly McAleer, founders of Hellogiggles website, DuVergne Gaines of the Feminist Majority Foundation, Zoe Nicholson, founder of Pacific Shores OC Now Chapter, and MC and comedian, J.C. Coccoli.

The organizers are calling on Americans to join together and denounce what they call the “ongoing legislative and political attacks on women from the extreme right, while honoring the diversity and continued fight for the freedom of women to choose their own destinies.” March and Rally organizers cite legislative proposals, government regulations, and political rhetoric, as evidence that “war” is being waged against women and “our bodies, rights and freedom.” Unitewomen.org cites as an example legislation recently introduced in Arizona which would make the use of birth control without employer permission an offense for which a worker could be terminated. While birth control expenses are covered in 28 states by law by health insurance plans, Viagra is covered in all 50. Rape victims must undergo vaginal probing before seeking an abortion in TX and PA and last year, Topeka, Kansas decriminalized domestic violence. Currently over 400 similar bills are being considered federally and within states including the current debate on the reauthorization of the Violence Against Women Act (S. 1925) in the U.S. Senate.